Welcome to my homage to Smokin' Tom.
A testament to my victorious campaign from teenage infatuation to securing common-law status & longterm romantic partnership
Hi.
Who the hell is Smokin' Tom?
To make a long story short, Smokin' Tom was the crown jewel of Punk/Emo scene in the Peel Region throughout the early 2000s. My friends and I spent hours stalking him on Myspace and Msn Messenger, and ensured he was always in our top 8s, we all got a one-way ticket to the friend zone, loving him silently from afar.
Fast-forward 18 years, I somehow broke the friendzone barrier.
Enter the pandemic - creatively stifled, and often with my loyal companion, alcohol, and suddenly, Tom’s face is the star of every conceivable item—shirts, magnets, cookies! It’s a laugh riot for everyone… except Tom. He hates this. However, his face, much to his dismay, has become the symbol of joy. He’s not thrilled, but it’s what you call ‘relationship compromise’.
Enjoy.
- Smokin' Tom's girlfriend.
